Sunday, June 03, 2007

Twilight Zone

For those of you who knew me back in the days of countless scoops of ice cream, you know about my thing for Hottie Ice Cream Scooper. For those that didn't, you have probably heard. But if you are one of the few who have no idea what I am talking about let me give you a brief history. Toni used to love ice cream (hmm...maybe used to should not have been used), and frequented Baskin Robbins often. One night Toni was heading with a bunch of girls after a sorority meeting to the little gelateria when she called the jerk that she was "dating" at the time to only get more jerkiness from him. She cried. A lot. In the short few blocks from the BMU to Mangrove she asked God through her tears to give her a sign that there was someone NORMAL out there for her that she could fall in love with. Enter Hottie Ice Cream Scooper who saw Toni come in, gave her free ice cream cause he could see she was having a rough night, and gave her his phone number as well. She called (Obviously...duh...he was a SIGN from GOD!). They went to coffee. They saw each other a few more times cause she couldn't help but eat three scoops of ice cream after the gym...but nothing really came of the relationship-mostly because Toni was boy crazy and kept going back to the jerk. But then Hottie Ice Cream Scooper moved to the GAP which Toni in no way could afford and they lost touch. Toni moved on, life was happy with non-existent Hottie until today when she saw him at church. Yes indeed Hottie Ice Cream Scooper who scoops no more was praising God and reading the scriptures right in front of her ( and with a humungous man beard!) Toni thought to say hi but was definitely embarrassed by the fact that she had no idea what his name was because she only referred to him as Hottie Ice Cream Scooper. So instead, she did a casual walk by and smile and raced home to blog about it. Toni is now contemplating what the next step will be. Probably more ice cream...sans Hottie Ice Cream Scooper.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

On My Way To Being Bill Nye

Ok so weird scientific fact I learned last night:

When placing gummi bears in frozen yogurt, the bears themselves become hard. And not like a little bit hard. Like playing chess while reading CS Lewis while learning to master the piano hard. Isn't that weird? I thought it was fascinating.

Movie Reveiw Moment: I saw Stranger Than Fiction last night as well. It was pretty funny. In that really dry sense of humor way that I have. Basically I just love Will Ferrell so anything he is in I can find value in.