Only In My Hometown

Does this happen:

1. I hear "Hot Damn is that Miss Del Norte walking through our door" (For the record it has now been 6 years).
2. I get a free lunch at Denny's cause the guy knows me and my grandma. While there I run into four other people I knew. Ok I knew the whole restaurant but only talked to four others.
3. At Glen's (the only other diner in town) they ask me if I want to put my lunch on my old boss' tab. Hell Yeah!
4. The high school quarterback is listed as one of the ten most influential people in Del Norte County on the back of a menu.
5. I run into people who I don't know who ask how Boston was, when my next story will be out and how my new bedliner is.

Nigel, you know Nigel Barker, my husband? Ya he's now saving seals. How freaking adorable is that? Yup the ORIGINAL hottie photographer (now will be referred to as OHP) is in Canada documenting the birth and then the slaughter of the seals. I never really cared about them before. The seals that is. But if they are allowing Nigel to be out and about and me to see hot pics of him than I say we save the little squirts.

On the topic of hot guys doing cool things...the hot stripper guy from American Idol just busted out "It's All Coming Back To Me" So the vocals weren't as great as Celine's (I mean come on..it's Celine) but how amazing is it that a hot guy-who I swear is not into guys- totally rocked her ballad? AHHHH...I just realized Celine is Canadian. UGH! But she's from where they speak French. That doesn't count. Ok. I'm better now.